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Public Service Announcement: Do not, we repeat, do not, allow anyone with a recording device near you after you've just undergone dental surgery and are flying high as a kite thanks to the drugs. Here's why.
A hilarious, too-good-not-to-share video shows 17-year-old Cody Lanphere in a Beyoncé-inspired delirium on the way back from having his wisdom teeth pulled. The North Carolina teen, doped up on Valium, has one simple question: "Where's Beyoncé?"
Upon learning from his mom that, no, Bey didn't rush over from Paris to hold his hand during dental surgery, Lanphere proceeds to have a mini-meltdown.
"She told me she’d be here," the teen wails to his mother through a mouthful of gauze. "She lied to me! She lied to me, mommy."
Video: Courtesy YouTube.
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