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Public Service Announcement: Do not, we repeat, do not, allow anyone with a recording device near you after you've just undergone dental surgery and are flying high as a kite thanks to the drugs. Here's why.
A hilarious, too-good-not-to-share video shows 17-year-old Cody Lanphere in a Beyoncé-inspired delirium on the way back from having his wisdom teeth pulled. The North Carolina teen, doped up on Valium, has one simple question: "Where's Beyoncé?"
Upon learning from his mom that, no, Bey didn't rush over from Paris to hold his hand during dental surgery, Lanphere proceeds to have a mini-meltdown.
"She told me she’d be here," the teen wails to his mother through a mouthful of gauze. "She lied to me! She lied to me, mommy."
Listen up, Cody. Bey's not the real bad guy here. After all, she's not the one who captured this shining moment on film and shared it on Facebook. Et tu, mommy? (ABC News)
Video: Courtesy YouTube.
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