Ex-boyfriends may be off-limits to friends (at least according to the rules of feminism), but thankfully they're not off-limits to televised dancing competitions featuring people who are vaguely famous.
That's good news for Mean Girls fans, because it seems Aaron Samuels himself is joining the cast of Dancing With The Stars' 19th season. (Apparently his real name is Jonathan Bennett, but he'll always be Aaron to us.)
Just imagine what it would be like to see all of our favorite teen flick heartthrobs thrusting out their hips and sporting sequins and spray tans on the dance floor. Would we actually watch this show? Would we wear pink on Wednesdays? Would we send Len Goodman threatening letters if he gives our crushes anything less than a perfect 10? The mind reels...
In case any casting directors are taking note, here's our wishlist of cinematic love interests who would put the "fox" in "foxtrot."