The Anatomy Of Your Favorite Summer Jams

Short of curing a deadly disease, there’s really no better way to benefit mankind than recording a Summer Jam. These magical pop songs soundtrack the three best months of the year, and from that first Memorial Day hot dog to your last chilly September beach day, they’re constant audio companions — earworms you may hate at first but eventually let wiggle into your brain, then heart, then soul.
While penning one of these suckers ain’t exactly cellular biology, it requires a combination of skill and luck, and perusing the official Songs of Summer list maintained by the number crunchers over at Billboard, one thing becomes certain: There is no certainty when it comes to predicting what pop nugget will capture the public’s imagination in any given year. That said, careful study of the last 25 years (1989-2013) of Summer Jams reveals certain trends, and as an aid to musicians everywhere, we’ve created this super handy, highly scientific Anatomy of a Summer jaminfographic. Peep our ice cream cone to see what ingredients turn sweet songs into timeless seasonal delights.
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Genre
Stylistically speaking, R&B is your best bet: 36% of the last 25 Summer Jams fall under that umbrella (ella-ella eh-eh). Pop takes second with 25%, followed by hip-hop (16%), dance and rock (tied at 12%), and reggae-fied Elvis covers done by middle-aged British dudes (4%).
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Gender
This is a man’s world, but just barely: 36% of our sampling features solely male vocals. The remaining 64% is split equally between female-sung tunes and co-ed numbers, like Jay Z and Beyonce’s “Crazy In Love” and Los del Rio’s “Macarena,” both classics in their own right.
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Rhythm
You’ll break a serious sweat dancing to 52% of these songs, while 16% encourage head nods and muted grooving. Then, there are the ballads: 28% of Summer Jams are engineered for swaying, bawling, or both. As for Matchbox 20’s “Bent,” scientists still aren’t sure whether there’s any groove there.
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Lyric and Mood
Whether you’re writing a ballad or a banger, keep it light: 28% of Summer Jams essentially say, “Baby, I love you.” Other popular sentiments: “I wanna sex you up” (24%) and “Let’s party all freakin’ night, y’all” (16%). Only two songs are about flat-out heartbreak (one by Richard Marx, the other Mariah Carey), while two others are confessionals about cheating on your boo (Usher), and kissing a girl and liking it (Katy Perry). The others include Brandy and Monica’s “Boy Is Mine” catfight and Diddy’s B.I.G. tribute, “I’ll Be Missing You.”
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X Factors
People love novelty songs, but not enough to make ‘em Summer Jams. Only 12% of these tunes quality as silly trifles, and that’s including Sir Mix-a-Lot’s “Baby Got Back,” which is probably smarter than anyone realizes. Amid all the sexy talk, at least two — Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” and All-4-One’s “I Swear” — are earnest love songs sung by swooning youngsters not yet experienced enough to write a “Blurred Lines” or “Promiscuous.” Innocence can sell, but it’s probably safer to go with an ode to big butts. That, or cautionary tales about AIDS and drugs. It totally worked for TLC.
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