An Ode To Brad & Angelina: Hollywood's Most Magnificent Newlyweds

Photo: REX USA/Joseph Kerlakian/Rex.
He's Hollywood's golden boy. She's the femme fatale with a deep humanitarian streak. Together, they're a superhuman, impossibly good-looking, and accomplished couple who seem straight off of Mount Olympus. Now, they're Mr. and Mrs.
Though one never really needs an excuse to gaze upon the beauty that is Brangelina, their top-secret wedding in France last weekend seems like a good reason to refresh our memories. Oh, yes. There they are. So glorious. So talented. So absolutely in love. So jealous we didn't get an invite.
Raise a glass of bubbly, hug the nearest orphan, and say a toast to these amazing newlyweds as you peruse some of their cutest couple photos. (To be fair, these two don't really take a bad shot.)
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Photo: REX USA/Joseph Kerlakian/Rex.
Angelina's signature pose: placing a he's-mine hand over Pitt's chest. Because, you totally would.
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Photo: REX USA/Rex.
Ma and Pa get caught smooching in public.
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Photo: REX USA/Willi Schneider/Rex.
"Hi, earthlings. Yes, we are just as beautiful in person."
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Photo: REX USA/Stewart Cook.
Think she does this when he's sleeping, too?
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Photo: REX USA/Stewart Cook.
Ahahahahahaha. He's mine.
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Photo: REX USA/Unimedia International.
Oh, Brad. You and your sunglass jokes!
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Photo: REX USA/Rex.
Still mine.
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Photo: REX USA/David Fisher/Rex.
Just too perfect.
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Photo: BEImages/Jim Smeal.
Oh, to be Angelina's lower back.
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Photo: REX USA/Rex.
He's mine/she's mine, the his-and-her edition.

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