The Kardashians Are Threatening To Make Your Day

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The words "Rob Kardashian" are about to take on a whole new meaning. Instead of signifying the black sheep brother nobody likes to talk about, "Rob Kardashian" is allegedly the favorite pasttime of some sticky-fingered Keeping Up WIth The Kardashians staffers.
Sources close to the Kardashian family told TMZ that the reality clan is refusing to shoot the tenth season of their hit show, after their homes were burglarized. (Oh, so now you see where we were going with the whole "Rob Kardashian" bit. Not bad, right?)
According to the sources, multiple thefts have occurred, including cash robberies of $4,000 from Kourtney's Hamptons rental and $50,000 from her Calabasas home — plus a whopping $250,000 worth of jewelry from Khloe's home. It looks like Kim went unscathed, because who on earth would want to steal from Kanye West?
Since there were no signs of breaking and entering, the sisters are convinced that it was an employee of their long-running hit show that committed the burglaries, and they refuse to continue on until someone is brought to justice.
Like we said, this is the tenth season of a show quickly running out of steam. What better way to drum up ratings than by conjuring up a mystery that can play out in the public sphere? The sisters have reportedly beefed up security, and want the crew to take lie detector tests.
How will the drama end? Find out on the next episode of Homeland—er, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. (TMZ)

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