Lest you were worried motherhood would change the hilarious Olivia Wilde, note that her birth announcement read, "Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I’m the building)." Becoming a mom hasn't changed Wilde one bit. If anything, it's given her more comedic material.
Take, for example, the first photo she shared of Otis on her Facebook page. He's wearing an adorable hoodie with ears on it. Does that come in adult sizes? Remind us to email the fashion team later. Wilde is wearing a hoodie, too, and it provides the caption for the snap. "Rock and roll, baby," she wrote.
Confirmed: Otis Alexander Sudeikis is going to be the coolest kid ever. He's spending his first few months on the set of a Martin Scorsese movie (Wilde's sweatshirt is also a nod to her current role in the director's untitled HBO Rock and Roll Project). And, in case you needed further proof that Olivia Wilde is kicking ass at this whole motherhood thing, check out her hilarious Twitter musings about everything from nursing bras to being a "lactress." (Daily Mail)
Lactress /lak-triss/ Definition: actress currently lactating through her shirt while waiting for lunch order. Usage: "Haha look, a lactress"— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) June 4, 2014
ALERT for new moms only! Everyone else go back to having sex. ... Are they gone? Ok... Cosabella makes a non-hideous nursing bra. (Mic drop)— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) June 14, 2014
I could watch Paranormal Activity 2, or just catch a glimpse of my sleeping kid on the baby monitor. Jesus. #thanksHollywood— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 20, 2014
This year, instead of attending the "Met Ball", I leaked milk, and ate an entire napkin while inhaling a felafel.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 7, 2014
Turns out the iPhone can be fully submerged in breast milk, and yet I've never once seen that in an ad. Come on, Apple, know your audience.— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) May 3, 2014
Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 24, 2014
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