At least that's the way things work for Megan Fox. The brunette bombshell went bare-faced for her first selfie, reminding us all that, alas, not all no-makeup selfies are created equally. Thanks for that, girl.
"First IG selfie," the actress wrote. "Early morning✔ no makeup ✔ filter✔️✔️."
Yeah, it must be the filter that's making her look like a total knockout. Is there some lip-pumping tool the rest of the world doesn't know about?