You Can Own J Lawr's Soul Now

jlawr_embedPhoto: REX USA/David Fisher/Rex.
For us fans, simply watching our favorite celebrity do their thing just isn't enough. Sometimes we buy clothes to embody their essence. Sometimes we adopt a certain phrase they say. And, sometimes, when the thirst becomes too real, we buy their souls.
For a little more than the price of a quality Chipotle meal, you can own the souls of Drake, Jennifer Lawrence, and Ryan Gosling. Thanks to Molly Gates and her Etsy shop SoulsRUs, the unforeseeable spirits of today's biggest stars have been bottled and commodified. Well, Mason-jarred is more like it.
Speaking with MTV, Gates revealed that a lil' bit of witchery goes into capturing each soul. "I’ve perfected my reaping process over the years, now preferring to wait until my person of interest is asleep,” she said. She then sneaks into their bed, performs a Lorde-like dance, coaxes out their soul, and bottles it up. She then sends them out the next day to ensure each soul's freshness. The shelf life of a soul, however, remains unknown. Do souls expire? Must they be refrigerated after opening? Are there side effects to owning a soul? Man, we're going to stop there before the existential crisis begins. (MTV)

More from News

Update: The Los Angeles City Attorney's Office charged the two male protesters that stormed the stage during Ryan Lochte's performance during Dancing With ...
Chrissy Teigen confirms that her life is just too too cute
The actor will not be attending a screening of the film Voyage of Time this evening. Though he narrates the documentary film, Pitt says he will not be ...
You could spend all day critiquing the media for the lack of compelling content created by and starring women. But why not put the kind of female-centric...
Two weeks ago, Nick Gordon was found responsible for the 2015 death of one-time girlfriend Bobbi Kristina Brown in a wrongful death lawsuit filed by her ...
Just when we thought we couldn't handle any more Hollywood romances ending, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber broke up. "Over the past few months we've ...
Viola Davis wants people to rethink what it means to be a survivor of sexual assault. In a speech benefitting the Rape Foundation, the How to Get Away ...
We've been waiting for this news ever since President Obama announced that the White House would host South by South Lawn. The official lineup is here, ...
Dusty Rose Levine 9/21/16 A photo posted by Adam Levine (@adamlevine) on Sep 23, 2016 at 9:40pm PDT Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo Levine have ...
Update: Marion Cotillard's longtime partner, Guillaume Canet, has also weighed in on the Pitt-Jolie divorce rumors. In a post on Instagram, he wrote a long...
Fact: When a woman turns 30, she can do whatever the fuck she wants. To be sure, a woman can do just about anything just about anytime she wants. The ...
Last month, Star Wars star Daisy Ridley abruptly quit Instagram. The internet assumed that online bullying spurred her departure, because, well, the ...
Kylie Jenner has been summoned for questioning in a lawsuit against Tyga, TMZ reports. Before October 6, Jenner will appear for examination in a case ...
Pharrell Williams, the man responsible for "Happy," the song that would not go away, is expecting another child with his wife, Helen Lasichanh, E! Online...