This Viagra Dessert Redefines Blue Balls

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1Photo: Courtesy Of Lick Me I'm Delicious.
"Arousal" is a new ice-cream concoction from U.K. treatmonger Lick Me I'm Delicious. Described as "lovely," the frozen sweet earned its aphrodisiac name quite fairly, as it's flavored with Champagne and laced with 25 milligrams of Viagra. It was reportedly commissioned for an anonymous celebrity client, who was pleased with the result — a happy ending, if you will.

We have so many observations. For starters, it seems counterintuitive that a get-lucky creation would have blue balls. Though, we do appreciate the artful, phallic way in which the Arousal is arranged. Also, isn't Viagra a prescription-only medication? Yes, and that raises a problem with the legality of the dessert. And, now, we're finding it hard not to make jokes about what else it raises.

Speaking of hardness, how much can 25 milligrams of Viagra really do? According to Viagra's Erection Hardness Score, which is a real-life thing, 25 milligrams is the recommended dosage for someone who's got a score of one — when the penis is larger but not actually hard.

Does anyone else think this anonymous celebrity client is Robin Thicke? (Gawker)