Look, we're not going to make any absolute statements. Anything could happen. Jennifer Lawrence could sprout a pair of wings and ascend the stairs up past the stage and into the heavens. Kristen Bell could suddenly decide to sell off her first-born child into a paparazzi zoo. But, so far? This has been the most stunning, amazing moment from tonight's Oscars, both the red carpet and ceremony.
Yep, that's Lupita Nyong'o in custom Prada at this year's Academy Awards. The color is called Nairobi blue, for your information, and it is the most beautiful thing in the world. (Don't even get us started on her hair and that headband.) We are speechless. She is not human. She's some kind of cloud-angel creature, and we are blessed that she graced our TV this evening.