The Internet, ladies and gentlemen, is a wild and wacky place. As Reddit has shown us, its bounty of weird is endless. And for all the strangeness within its folds, fan fiction is generally a tame, fairly interesting back alley, one that allows individuals to reimagine their favorite cultural figures within any parameters they like. In fact, there is fan fiction for everything: Presidential races, Sesame Street, and if we looked hard enough, we might even be able to find some for the Westminster Dog Show.
So during this current Olympics, we wanted to see just what curious gems the Internet has concocted for us to peruse, and believe us, we weren't let down. Not all of these pairing are sexual or perverse, but they go farther than just blurring the lines between fantasy and reality. Instead, these stories straight up ignore it. Enjoy, let your curiosity be piqued, and join us in wondering both in awe and admiration: Who thinks this stuff up?