Now that she's spent 24 months on this planet, it's about time she was gifted her own adjective, right? Isn't the norm these days to name kids after forest critters and intermediate cardinal points? Even if it's not, Blue Ivy gets to play the exception card, because what else can you hypothetically get a 2-year-old who owns Tom Ford.
So, with that, we proudly present The Blue Ivy League: a sensible six-step GIF guide to owning the title of B.I.C. (and, we mean the other B.I.C. this time around). There's no shame in calling someone out for not being very Blue Ivy. Simply none to be found or had. Just keep in mind the most important rule: What would Blue Ivy do?
Let us begin.
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Opening Photo: Courtesy of Beyoncé.