If you've yet to mail your holiday cards this year, you're in luck. We found the seven best greetings you could ever send to family and friends. And, not a single one of them involves bundling up and snapping a photo with your pup on the front lawn — or, um, front stoop.
Miley's swinging from tree to tree on her wrecking ball. Jay Z and JT clad in suits and (bow) ties. Lorde can say what she wants, but girl looks like a total royal in her portrait. Also included are Drake, Haim, Kimye, and, of course, Queen Bey.
Click through the slideshow to preview five of these holiday masterpieces. Then pop over to Swagger New York, where you can print the cards or share them via Facebook, Twitter, or Pinterest. With witty messages that are sure to one-up those standard Hallmark wishes you've been receiving, these babies are sure to earn a prime spot on office desks and refrigerators alike.