NSFW: The Best Sex Of 2013 On TV And Film

Ah, yes, the time for lists has arrived. But, there is no reason why we shouldn't take the opportunity, when looking back on 2013, to remember all the steamy, sweaty sessions that got our hearts racing. From Kristen Stewart ditching her Twilight rep to Rooney Mara getting wild with Channing Tatum, here are the best sex scenes of 2013.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Julianne Moore, Don Jon
Very purposefully, Gordon-Levitt opted to illustrate how much sexier his "it" with an experienced, non-objectified woman is, which is why Julianne Moore's on-screen chemistry trounces that of the intended "bombshell," Scarlet Johansson.
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James Franco, Vanessa Hudgens, and Ashley Benson, Spring Breakers
Many an eye roll happens at the mention of Spring Breakers. Some hate it; some love it. Despite being choppy in nature, the brief moments of clarity, like this one, give the oomph the story needed. Hudgens and Benson improvised this entire scene — no oral pistol sex was originally in the script. How they arrived at this scene is beyond us, but watching the emasculation of Franco's Alien character was both debasing and oddly stimulating. Getting off on power is still considered getting off, right?
Channing Tatum & Rooney Mara, Side Effects
Hey, it may be a mood-altering, murderous pill, but it makes you have really, really good sex with Channing Tatum. You give and you get, you know?
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Just, like, anything from Masters of Sex
This is a show about orgasms. The wondrous Lizzy Caplan owns every scene that she is in, be it clothed or not, and her chemistry with both Michael Sheen and Nicholas D'Agosto (above) has made this show a new classic. Hot.
Yael Stone & Natasha Lyonne, Orange Is The New Black
Lorna Morello may protest that she isn't into Nicky Nichols — or lesbianism, for that matter — but actions speak louder than absentee fiancés.
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