Macaulay Culkin's Pizza-Themed Cover Band Is A Little...Cheesy

pizzabandPhoto: Courtesy of The Pizza Underground.
There's no point in dancing around this one: Macaulay Culkin has a band called The Pizza Underground, and it's a Velvet Underground cover band that revolves around deliciously bad pizza puns. "I'm Beginning to Eat the Slice," "Cheese Days," and "All the Pizza Parties" are a few of the songs they sing. The band rejiggers classics like "Stephanie Says" thusly: "People called and they said 'No mushrooms' / This pie's cold and there's mushrooms / Get them off my pie, get them off my pie."
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The band's demo was recorded last month at Culkin's house, with Matt Colbourn on guitar, Phoebe Kreutz on glockenspiel, Deenah Vollmer on pizza box, Austin Kilham on tambourine/vocals, and Culkin on percussion and kazoo, with all members lending their vocals. If you'd like, you can buy the whole album for a dollar. Or you could save that dollar and buy yourself a slice, and listen for free below.
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