In a blog post in 2009, Wilson wrote an interesting take on the history of the sexual revolution, noting that with birth control, "[females] no longer had to 'make' relationships work," and thus came "the era of divorces."
Oh, here's another nugget: "Breast cancer also came into prominence in the 1990s. I suggest this was due to the number of cigarette-smoking Power Women who were on the pill...and taking on the stress previously left to men in the working world."
Hear that, ladies? With gender equality comes cancer.
On Monday's episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert named Wilson his "Alpha Dog of the Week" for his many insights on the female experience, and suggested that fat-shaming his customers is actually a marketing ploy to get them to work out harder and buy more pants.