Jaimie Alexander's Daring, Barely-There Gown

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Remember Gwyneth Paltrow's very see-through, very side-butt Antonio Berardi gown for the Iron Man 3 premiere? Yeah, that's got nothing on Jaimie Alexander. The actress commanded quite a bit of attention at the premiere of Thor: The Dark World on Tuesday, for which she reprises the role of Sif. Her Azzaro couture gown takes negative space to a new level, and may possibly be the first floor-length gown to show more skin than a string bikini. Sure, cut-outs have been a big trend, but we never knew it was possible for an ensemble to be more cut-out — and less dress.

This seems like an occasion where many will be quick to slut-shame, but honestly, we're not making any judgments. Yes, you are very close to seeing her vagina. But, you know what? She set out to make a statement. And, a statement was made. Our only suggestion? We would've gone with a slightly more modern hairstyle, maybe something slicked-back and edgy.

jaimie-alexanderPhoto: REX USA/Rob Latour.


First off, the frontal view. We have a few questions. Is there underwear involved? How? And, can we get a pair? If there is underwear here, it is magical.

Hit the next page for more angles on this showstopper.
alexandersidePhoto: REX USA/Rob Latour.


From the side, it's quite glamorous. That weird, sheeny mesh gets at certain angles and the silhouette is lovely and Calvin-Klein-esque. And, there's even a little train there! Of course, when she turns around, there's plenty more to see.
alexanderbackbackPhoto: REX USA/Rob Latour.


And, behold: butt! This is, we can only imagine, a very delicate situation that requires an extremely limited range of poses. Honestly, we don't even want to know what happens when you sit down in that thing.