Butt-Shaped Nail Polish: Coming To A Salon Near You?

mainPhoto: Via Facebook/Bootie Babe.
When it comes to our womanly assets, we’re admittedly a bit guilty of plumping our lips here and popping our booties there, but there’s one area of our physiques that has long been ignored. Yes, our nails can finally get in on all the bootylicious action we’ve been longing for, thanks to this new rumped-up polish line, Bootie Babe. The San Francisco-based cosmetic brand seriously stores its lacquers inside butt-shaped bottles. We can’t make this stuff up.
For $8 a pop, you can layer on the liquids that have names like “Junk In Da Trunk,” “Hella Hiney,” and “Hanky Spanky,” which are just some of its 48 “sexy” shades.
We already can’t wait to break out a bottle at our next pedi appointment, just to see the look on our manicurist’ face. And, we can already see Sir Mix-A-Lot signing on as its first spokesperson. Tell us, can you get behind this derrière-focused line, or do you think it will fall flat on its fanny? Get to the bottom of it in the comments below!

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