Rihanna, we are so sorry. We've just been the worst friends today. We got so excited at the prospect of your moving to the Big Apple that we plum forgot how awful it is to try and find a decent, affordable, clean place to live in this city. No worries, girl. We've found some solid roommate options for you. You're welcome, Ri.
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