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Confession: We actually love Gwyneth Paltrow. She is perfect and beautiful and lives a life of kale and cashmere the rest of us can only dream about. Is it a little frustrating sometimes? Yes. Are we probably just jealous? Also yes.
But, in addition to all her great GOOP-y advice, healthy recipes, and excellent style, there is another side of Gwyneth that can be really ridiculous. Let's just call it Gwynish. Because it's not really her, we're convinced — she's definitely a lovely person who just says ridiculous things sometimes. Today is Gwyneth's birthday (happy 41st!), and because Gwynish is her slightly off, Sliding Doors twin sister, it is also Gwynish's birthday. And we have decided to celebrate with a collection of her most out-there quotes.
We've all played two truths and a lie at sleepovers — one is fake, the other two are real. That's the deal here. Read on and see if you can spot the nugget of Gwynish goodness, but be warned, things are going to get...pretty weird.
[Ed Note: If juvenile sleepover games aren't your thing, you may also take this opportunity to simply gaze on six heartbreakingly beautiful pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow in all her glory.]