Kim Kardashian's baby kname [sic] is now known, maybe, kinda. MediaTakeout has a self-described "SUPER MEGA EXCLUSIVE" claiming that a nurse at Cedars Sinai hospital leaked the deets. So, ready for the big reveal? If the source is correct, the most venerable young child has been khristened Kaidence Donda West. Though, it should also be noted, there are multiple rumors — including some that, based on the purchase of a recent domain name, calls the baby Klementine Star West.
So, she didn't take a joint last name, which is a shame, because what's the point of having your name start with a K if there's no alliteration? All told, though, given the Internet's wild speculation, this is a pretty normal name for Kimye's newborn daughter. We were expecting, at the very least, Kimanye. Or, at the most, something along the lines of Kyeezus. Actually, Kyeezus is great. They should probably change it to that immediately — does anyone have a contact who might be receptive to our advances? (Gawker)
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