Or at least, that's what advertising would have you believe. You'd think with all the fancy celebrities and millions of dollars flying around the ad world these days, modern Don D.'s would be able to come up with something better than laughable stock photography and totally meaningless messaging, but hey, what can ya do? When Peggy quits, things go down the drain, that's all there is to it. Luckily, though, you can at least get a kick out of badvertising — in the form of this video, which sums it all up in one fell swoop. Of course, the video itself is advertising at the end of the day, for a brand of low-fat cheese...but at least it's creative.