Our mothers taught us that if we didn't have anything nice to say, we shouldn't say anything at all. That, or write a poem about it. So, here are five stories we didn't feel like covering this week — which instead inspired us to write some haikus.
Makes sense, right? A little bit of the ol' 5-7-5 is a great substitute for news coverage (especially of the celeb variety). Enjoy, and leave your own topical compositions in the comments below.