Don't be fooled by Indian businessman Datta Phuge's walrus-like mustache and demure facial expression. The man's a world-class baller. Just take a whiff of his $22,700, gold, short-sleeved shirt. Smells like some good, old-fashioned cha-ching! So why did Phuge hire 15 goldsmiths to create this shining combination of gold thread, velvet, and Swarovski-crystal-adorned buttons that's almost made us forget about Kanye West's crystal mask? "I know I am not the best looking man in the world," he says, "but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?" Surely no.
Well, even if it doesn't work for him, at least he gave the world this amazing photo. Now will one of you go and make a meme out of this already? (Daily Mail)
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