Thanks to C-Span's constant coverage of Senatorial goings-on (the swearing-in ceremony, to be specific), Biden has been recorded meeting a steady stream of constituents, and it turns out he's got some pretty amazing catchphrases for the ladies. We picked out the top five, so you can pass them on to your single friends, or just have a good laugh. Of course, check out the video yourself, in all its seductive glory.
5. "You got a smile that lights up the room."
4. "Other than my mother, this is the finest lady I've ever known."
3. "As they say in southern Delaware, 'Mom, you done good with this one.'"
2. "You need any help on your pecs, you let me know."
1. "Spread your legs, you're gonna be frisked."
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