Now, our celebrity fascination prayers have been answered: Enter Brant Watch, the bitingly satirical (read: hilarious, but totally fake) Tumblr chronicling the teens' social sightings. Outrageous photo after outrageous photo is accompanied by such captions as, "Harry wears a shrunken French military jacket from Calvin Klein's 'Toy Soldiers' line."
While scrolling through the site will give you a good chuckle, it will also elicit countless head scratches — after all, although the captions are made up, the boys actually live this life. Click through to gawk at high society in all its
Photo: Via Brant Watch