ConanOBrien: "I found a huge design flaw in my new iPhone. People get angry when I talk on it during a funeral." Conan one-liners—there should be an app for that!
lindsaylohan: "in the words of 50 cent.. "You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house and if you got a glass jaw, you should watch yo mouth" What about if you live in a prison house? Zing!