What You're Really Thinking While Making Out

WRITTEN BY HALLIE CANTOR; DIRECTED BY MEGAN DOYLE; ACTOR SARAH DOOLEY; ACTOR PIERRE VOLTAIRE; LENSED BY SMOKEY NELSON; EDITED BY TIM JANSEN; PRODUCED BY GREG STEFANO; ASSOCIATE PRODUCED BY KEVIN KUSHNER; HAIR AND MAKE-UP BY MARINA GUIDOS; PRODUCTION ASSISTANCE BY JAY BRUNSON; PRODUCTION ASSISTANCE BY ARISTA MOULTRIE ; EXECUTIVE PRODUCED BY RAFAEL JIMENEZ; STYLED BY LIZ RUNDBAKEN

Oh yeah! You're on the couch and you're making out! This is great — so much better than that last make-out session you had.

Then, DUN DUN DUN — here come all the thoughts that happen when you're in that moment. How do I use my tongue? Where do I put my hands? Do I have beer? I like beer, but not IPAs.

Instead of enjoying yourself, you take this as the perfect opportunity to check in to all those untapped thoughts.
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