Can You Guess Who's Wearing Silver Lace-Up Boots And Carrying An Hermes Bag?

We got a serious case of the early evening giggles thanks to dlisted, who posted a genius "Guess Who?" Let's see if you can solve this sartorial brain-twister. Who do you think is rocking these gray skinny jeans tucked into lace-up silver boots—not to mention delicately balancing a taupe Hermès Birkin bag? A Kardashian? Jessica Simpson? Lindsay Lohan? You'll have to click to the next page to figure out this sartorial conundrum.
Oh gracious, it's Johnny Weir, in town for his book signing! Looks like someone's not "being good."