It’s Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim in Miami, and the week wouldn’t be complete without some wacky—and tacky—swimwear news. Cut to: The Perfect Tan Bikini. Designed with heat-activated adhesive straps so that everything stays in place, we can unfortunately see this novelty-swimwear concept catching on. But do you really want to wear a bikini that feels like you’re ripping off a Band-Aid? And what happens to these heat-activated adhesive strips when you hit the beach on a chilly morning? Tell us, does this new bikini trend sound kinda rad, or is it just plain bad? (StyleBakery)