Winning caption: "whatever, I'm going to watch what I want to watch. I've been working all day and you haven't even put any pants on yet." —Travis Moore
Runner up: "007 soon realized that plan "distract rainbow bright with a flash of my thigh and steal the remote" had fallen victim to a sex and the city marathon. and nothing can stop those fendi toting sluts." —Madison Vert
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