What Is Lindsay Lohan Really Saying In This Bizarre Instagram Post?

We never thought we'd see the day when Lindsay Lohan tagged "United Nations" in her social media feed. And yet, that day has come. The actress — whose Instagramming, it should be said, has been a little on the fritz in 2015 — left a semi-coherent caption on a photo she posted Sunday. In the pic, she's appears to be wearing a leather jacket with a bustier and a floppy felt hat. But it's what the Mean Girls star wrote alongside the image that's raising some eyebrows. Take a minute and prepare yourself: Lohan authored something long and cryptic, in a sort of James Franco-style spoken word sort of rhythm. To get the full feel of her message, do yourself a favor and read it out loud. "They always come back. I love you NYC they always come back. I love you NYC #godblesstheworld #michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend. For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don't have @peta commercials / you just kill deer....with this being said, I'm a girl with a reputation mislead... Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed to stand tough." Nope, not done yet: "Black or white — in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ @Eonline @HarveylevinTMZ &#harveyweinstein ..couldn't and wouldn't even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California. If helping others is a passion, talk to angelina jolie... If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep ...at the end of the day- republican or democrats --- BE HERE NOW @oprah and live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It's boring... ?#UnitedNations" So. That happened. And now we're not sure what to think. Anyone who can decipher what the world is supposed to derive from this prose gets a yet-to-be-determined prize.