Someone in Dublin really doesn't like Rihanna's naked torso. Posters for the pop superstar's Diamonds World Tour, which feature Rihanna's topless album cover for Unapologetic, are being covered up by a puritan with a distaste for innuendo. Instead of someone taking the New York City route and posting more bills over the poster, an anonymous person has taken it upon themselves to personally clothe the naked RiRi.
While we certainly have no problem with Rihanna's nudity, we have to applaud this mysterious defender of the never-nude. Their efforts to safeguard the innocence of Dublin's people are endearing, to say the least. They could have gone and drawn something completely inappropriate over Rih's body, but they didn't, and that's just great. Rihanna's still on her way there, though (the concert is scheduled for Friday, June 21), so they're going to need more than just clothing to preserve the purity they've lovingly protected. (Oh No They Didn't)
Photo: via Oh No They Didn't; Courtesy of Twitter / @punkyscudmonkey.