15 Drunk Celebrity Moments You Have To See

Photo: Courtesy of NBC; Illustrated by Sydney Hass.
There's an unwritten rule in the celebrity handbook that, if invited to attend the Golden Globes, one must blackout or get out. It's Hollywood's sloppiest night, after all!
What exactly happens when a bunch of pretty, famous people get piled into a room to celebrate their famous faces with a boatload of free champagne? Debauchery. Refined, tinsel-tinted debauchery that will inevitably be gawked at for infinity.
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More often than not, it's the winners providing the toasted toasts and laughs rather than the hosts. (Though Tina Fey & Amy Poehler do have to carry these folks through hours of schmoozing.) The following 15 moments are prime examples of that.
Then again, who knows how sloshed these folks really are. They are, at the end of the day, actors who occasionally get paid to act buzzed.
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Jeremy Renner Spies A Different Kind Of Globe

Year: 2015
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was He? 2?

The 2015 Golden Globes weren't a typical slosh-fest (though it may have appeared as such considering how dewy everyone looked.) Jeremy Renner, however, let his judgement slide when he quipped "You've got the globes, too" while presenting the award for Best Actor In A Miniseries Or Motion Picture For Television with Jennifer Lopez. Was he buzzed? Who knows? It wasn't cool.
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Photo: Courtesy of NBC.
Giuliana Rancic Solo-Shots In Front Of The Clooneys

Year: 2015
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was She? Going on 1

The night was young when red carpet hustler Giuliana Rancic asked George and Amal Clooney to take a shot of Clooney's alcohol. He denied, Rancic knocked it back, and Amal could not be bothered. Oh, and Taylor Schilling (back left) yawned at the awkwardness.
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America’s Sweetheart Sweet Talks The Carpet

Year: 2010
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was She? 3

Julia Roberts left the sweet girl at home and brought her stream of conscious to the carpet. She trashed NBC and wished Michelle Obama a happy birthday in less than a minute.
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Emma Thompson Loses Her Loubs

Year: 2014
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was She? 2

Everyone's favorite wannabe drunk aunt Emma Thompson stuck it to the male patriarchy and ditched her heels to present the 2014 Golden Globe for Best Screenplay. She was either pretending she was plastered or that was one potent martini.
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Glenn Close Wiggles (Without Jason Derulo)

Year: 2013
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was She? 1

The only thing Glenn Close was drunk on that evening was life, liberty, and the pursuit of viral fame.
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Elizabeth Taylor Usually Receives These Things, Guys

Year: 2001
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was She? 3 diamond encrusted sheets, girl

Taylor says it herself: "I'm new at this! I usually like to get them."
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The Bridesmaids Drinking Dame

Year: 2012
How Many Sheets To The Wind Were They? 2 going on 3

This drinking game sounds dangerous in all the right places. Ladies, let's kick it sometime.
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Bette Midler Fellatiates The Globe

Year: 1980
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was She? 2

Bette Midler said she was going to be tasteful. Bette Midler swore she doesn't swear on stage anymore. Bette Midler blew her Golden Globe.
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Diddy Wonders If A Winner Remembers Him

Year: 2014
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was He? 3

If you party with Diddy, he will remember you and he will embarrass you.
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Quentin Tarantino, Human Spittoon

Year: 2013
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was He? 2

Most nominees politely nod when they lose. Quentin Tarantino spits his drink out.
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Harrison Ford's Accepts Mortality

Year: 2002
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was He? 2.5

Harrison Ford is the kind of drunk who, instead of make you laugh, will drag you down by reminding you his competition is dead.
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Christine Lahti's Breaks The Seal

Year: 1998
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was She? 2

They have commercial breaks for a reason! Unless, of course, the seal was already broken — in which case, I feel for you, girl. Been there, done that. It's better to be late accepting your award than pull a Fergie, amirite?
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Andrew Garfield "Inspiringly" Fails

Year: 2011
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was He? 1.5

Let's be real: Garfield is probably more nervous here than buzzed.
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Meryl Streep Forgets Her Glasses

Year: 2012
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was She? A tentative 2

I have a theory that Meryl Streep attends every movie nominated in her category just so that when she wins, she can speak highly of each actress she beat. It's not malicious, but her eloquent delivery is a sort of backhanded compliment. She saw the movies. She knows her competition. Anyway, that didn't happen here. She forgot her glasses and went off the cuff. It was delightful.
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Jack Nicholson: Cecil B. DeMille Edition

Year: 1999
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was He? 3

Jack Nicholson has been going to this award show since before it was broadcast, and he stops at nothing to regale the good 'ol days. It's like Thanksgiving with your extended family — only chicer.
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Jack Nicholson: Valium Edition

Year: 2003
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was He? He was wrapped up in 3 cozy sheets.

"I know the evening's getting short. I took a Valium before this..." Never change, Jack. Sweet, sweet honest Jack.
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Sharon Stone Don't Need No Mic

Year: 2003
How Many Sheets To The Wind Was She? 3

Ladies and gentleman, Sharon Stone: The classy-cool girl at the dive bar who can hold her own with the fellas. "Ya won this, buddy!" Rock on.
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