Blame it on the classical ballet, but after nine years of dance lessons we never got the pop-and-lock down. That's why we're amazed by this little guy, who's mastered a hip-hop routine worthy of a So You Think You Can Dance? audition. The tot (really, what else can we call him?) performs with such smooth precision you'll be wondering whether he's actually a nimble teenager trapped in a tiny body. Watch, be jealous, and try not to smile.