Carine the Martyr, Chanel Keeps it Simple, and Marc's Photoshopped Doodle

marc-jacobs-refinery29-210Marc Jacobs is mad at Harper's Bazaar for airbrushing his wee wee. (WWD)
Forever 21 caught red-handed ripping off seminal punk band Minor Threat, proving everything Ian MacKaye has been saying for the past thirty years. (Stereogum)
"Size Zero—don't blame me," says Rachel Zoe. No, we can't technically blame you for inventing size zero, but… (Grazia)
Perhaps in response to these Though Economic Times™, the Chanel presentation featured no giant carousels, fake buildings, or whatnot. Just clothes. (Grazia)
Britney Spears narrates her latest wardrobe malfunction. Oh, honey… (Sun UK)
Male models—closer to cave men than Zoolanders. (LAT)
"I am a fashion martyr now," said the more or less unflappable Carine Roitfeld after PETA activists ripped the sleeve off her Balenciaga gown in Paris (Style File)