The Best Celebrity Holiday Cards Of ALL Time

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'Tis the season to make a list, check it twice, and then send holiday cards to everyone on it. When it comes to bringing good tidings in annual card form, stars are just like us. They send out cheesy, over-the-top, funny, and sweet season's greetings just like everyone else. They love a good theme or topical joke (especially Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi). Heck, some of them even like to wear matching outfits.
Thanks to social media, we get an inside look at more of our favorite celebs' holiday snaps than ever. And, if they're going to share 'em, we're going to round 'em up for your entertainment. Keep on clicking to see some celebrities simply having a wonderful Christmas time.**
**And a zillion points to Gryffindor if anyone can locate a celebrity Hanukkah card.
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Photo: Via Tumblr.
Gideon & Harper Burtka Harris, 2014
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka's adorable twins take center stage on their holiday card.
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Photo: Via @dianekrugerperso.
Joshua Jackson & Diane Kruger, 2014
"It's happening!! #XMascardselfie #missingonlyoneveryimportant familymember," Kruger captioned this snap. Could she be alluding to a Pacey baby in 2015?
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Photo: Via @IMKristenBell.
Dax Shepard & Kristen Bell, 2013
All for one, and onesies for all.
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Photo: Courtesy of The Ellen Show.
Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi, 2014
This is the couple's second year spoofing Kim Kardashian.
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Photo: Via @MileyCyrus.
Miley Cyrus, 2013
On the third day of Christmas, Miley gave to me: three French hens, two freed nipples, and a partridge in a pear tree.
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Photo: Via @nbcsnl.
Seth Rogen & James Franco, 2014
Their Christmas card was "leaked" in the recent Sony hack, so Franco shared it on SNL.
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Photo: Via @KendallJenner.
The Kardashian Khristmas Kard, 2013
If this doesn't scream "Christmas," then that makes total sense, actually.
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Photo: Courtesy of Kim Kardashian.
The Kardashian Khristmas Kard, 2006
My how times have changed.
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Photo: Courtesy of Josh Duhamel.
Fergie & Josh Duhamel, 2013
Is that dog writing "Happy Holidays" in pee?!
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Photo: Courtesy of Tony Blair.
Cherie & Tony Blair, 2014
Also known as "the nightmare before Christmas."
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Photo: Via @RebeccaARomijn.
Jerry O'Connell & Rebecca Romijn, 2013
Deets on where to get the matching dog PJs, please.
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Photo: Via @beyonce.
Beyoncé, 2013
Oh, do you put your entire family on your holiday card? How quaint.
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Photo: Via @kelly_clarkson.
Kelly Clarkson & Family, 2013
Bad Santa
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Photo: Via @mena13suvari.
Sal Sanchez & Mena Suvari, 2013
Spoiler alert: This isn't the first time Ceiling Cat makes an appearance in this round-up.
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Photo: Clarence House Press Office.
Prince Charles & Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, 2013
And we'll never be royals (royals)...
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Photo: Via @iamdiddy.
Sean Combs, 2013
With the kids who get to call Diddy "Daddy."
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Photo: Via DwayneJohnson.
The Rock, 2011
Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? Is it chestnuts on an open fire?
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Photo: Via @hilariabaldwin.
Hilaria, Carmen, & Alec Baldwin, 2013
Does that tartan dress come in adult sizes? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Photo: Courtesy of The White House.
The White House, 2012
Oh, to romp in the crisp white powder with Bo.
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Photo: Courtesy of Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton, 2010
Someone was naughty that year.
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Photo: Via @RealKiefer.
Kiefer Sutherland, 2011
Jack Bauer saves the tree and pays homage to his famous Christmas dive video.
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Photo: Via @tathiessen.
Brady Smith, Harper, & Tiffani Thiessen, 2013
Someone just found out he’s getting a lump of coal.
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Photo: Courtesy of Ztams.
Ralph Macchio, 1980s
Bonus: This photo can be yours for just $5.
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Photo: Courtesy of Mariah Carey.
Nick Cannon & Mariah Carey, 2009
In happier times
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Photo: Via Twitter.
John Mayer, 2008
It's unclear if Mayer himself is responsible for this card, but Mayer-y Christmas indeed.
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Photo: Courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel Live!.
Wiz Khalifa, Tom Hanks, & Rebecca, 2013
Jimmy Kimmel arranged this impromptu holiday card with Wiz, Tom, and a fan during a show taping last year.
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Photo: Via @LadyVB24.
Kobe Bryant & Family, 2013
Showing their Laker pride.
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Photo: Via Twitter.
Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpson, 2010
Also in happier times.
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Photo: Courtesy of Mariah Carey.
Martha Stewart, 1999
Real hubris, assuming that everyone would know this was her farm and not just some generic bucolic scene.
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Photo: Via @joejonas.
Joe Jonas, 2013
See, we told you Ceiling Cat would pop up again.
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Photo: Courtesy of Joan Collins.
Joan Collins, 1999
This wins.
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Photo: Via @theellenshow.
Portia de Rossi & Ellen DeGeneres, 2015
With a cameo by Justin Bieber and his world-famous pixelated penis.
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Photo: Via @kellyclarkson.
Kelly Clarkson, 2015
Kelly Clarkson and her family really love Game of Thrones, and we really love their Game of Thrones-themed Christmas card.
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Photo: Via @elizabethhurley1.
Elizabeth Hurley, 2015
Nothing says Christmas like standing on a snow-covered mountain in a bikini and Santa hat, surrounded by gawking wolves and an eagle.
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