30 Non-Lame Relationship Coupons That Make Priceless Gifts For Your Partner

Illustrated by: Tristan Offit.
Relationship coupons are the perfect gift to give your partner when you’re broke — or totally forgot to get a gift.

Unfortunately, the only relationship coupons we’ve seen tend to be pretty lame or bizarre. You know, things like “Good For One Free Cuddle” — as if you usually charge money to touch your loved one — or “Good For One Breakfast In Bed,” which isn’t much of a gift as it is a death wish (do you know how dangerous it is to eat while lying down?). “Good For One Guilt-Free Night Out With Your Friends” isn’t really sweet, it’s controlling. Are you giving this to your partner or your child?

Lucky for you, I’ve put together a collection of non-lame, fun, and actually useful coupons for you to print, share, and enjoy with your partner. If you don’t have the time or resources to get a gift, or just want to add a fun touch to a gift you’re already giving, see if one of these might work well for your boo. (Or hey, send these to your partner if you think you deserve one of these. A little holiday gift hinting never hurt anybody.)

Ahead, 30 relationship coupons that will make for priceless gifts.