These '90s Heartthrobs Were All Nerds

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What do you remember about the '90s? Do you get misty-eyed thinking about the iconic couples of yesteryear (Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder; Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt)? Wax nostalgic about the wave of hip-hop music that changed the industry (Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, N.W.A.)? Or, perhaps you just cringe at the hilarity of '90s fashion?

Speaking of that last one, it recently came to my attention that the most iconic actors of the '90s all dressed like total nerds. What goes into the '90s nerd look? Our operating definition includes oversized suits, wrinkly T-shirts, and, most importantly, glasses. Optical ones, tinted ones, small ones, big ones. And you know what? It works.

Their effortless (like, literally no effort) looks for the red carpet are a far cry from the Instagram-ready looks we see today. These days, it's all about perfection and maintaining some Hollywood standard of "hot" — muscles, expensive suits, and maybe a random piece of jewelry. But there's something really endearing about seeing George Clooney in tube socks and Leonardo DiCaprio in tiny purple sunglasses. It makes you realize just how weird and awesome that decade was.

So, let's revisit all the Hollywood heroes we still lust over, and remember them for what they once were — total heartthrob nerds.
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Leonardo DiCaprio
Young Leo. That is all.
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Tom Cruise
Just a simple guy in his gray Nike shirt and oversized aviators. What a stud.
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Robert Downey Jr.
Before rocking that Iron Man red, this bad boy went for neutrals and octagonal specs.
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt
He played a convincing, lovable nerd in 10 Things I Hate About You — basically, himself.
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Brad Pitt
The king of cool nerds needs to never not wear this look. And these glasses. I die.
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Ben Affleck
Before he had his vape, Ben had books.
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Winona Ryder
No, this isn't the Upside Down. Just the '90s.
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Mario Lopez
This V-neck sweater look is prize-worthy.
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George Clooney
Major nerd-dad vibes meets ketchup-mustard vibes. And I love it.
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Heath Ledger
Only the much-mourned Australian heartthrob could pull off these itty-bitty frames and crunchy curls.
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Jared Leto
Requiem for a Wrinkled Blue Oxford
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Matt Damon
Matt Damon has always looked like that guy who would help you finish your math homework during homeroom.
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Jennifer Aniston
"Hot Rachel" by day; "Four-Eyed Jen" by night.
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Ryan Gosling
Before he was Baby Goose, he was just a blond kid in a denim jacket with worn-in shearling.
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Christian Bale
Even superheroes wear chunky turtlenecks and try to use them to hide their embarrassing crew cuts.
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Arsenio Hall
The comedian and talk-show host isn't afraid of a little denim-on-denim-on-denim action.
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Ryan Phillippe
Remember when the bucket hat was a thing?
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Joshua Jackson
Pinkie. Ring.
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Matthew McConaughey
Alright, alright, alright. I see you in your oversized pageboy cap and perfect tan, McConaughey.
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Leonardo DiCaprio (again)
We just had to end full circle.