Today, the entire first season of Ina Garten's Barefoot Contessa: Back to Basics hits Netflix, giving new meaning to the term "binge watching." Because instead of just getting high, ordering Seamless, and binge-watching some show everybody's talking about, this weekend you'll be getting high, ordering Seamless, and binge-watching Barefoot Contessa. And let's be honest — probably everyone is doing the same damn thing.
Try to contain your excitement! Or don't. Now is the time to tweet about how happy this news makes you. Snapchat a video of yourself doing your best Ina Garten impression or Instagram the TV remote atop that Barefoot Contessa book you got for Christmas last year. (You know, the Paris one.)
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Then, log onto Netflix. If you don't have an account, you can totally ask your parents for the password to theirs. If your parents don't have a Netflix account, you're trapped in 1995 and should get to a landline to call for help, immediately.
Now, head into the kitchen and make some munchies. Try your hand at a sandwich, or, if that proves too difficult, open up a box of wine and a bag of Cheetos.
Take a bite of your hard work and relax. Or, just watch Garten eating things she's made that are actually good. Yeah, let's leave this to the professionals.
Long story short: Ina Garten is amazing and we are not worthy.
(h/t Delish)