We've already established that Blue Ivy Carter's existence is infinitely more exciting than yours. So did you really think her birthday celebration would be to be some half-assed pizza party at Chuck E. Cheese?
No chance. In keeping with the family's theme of putting items on ice (cigars, Champagne, what have you), Bey and Jay threw their little girl a wintery (possibly Frozen-inspired) shindig complete with an ice sculpture. Hip-hop heiresses don't turn three years old every day, you know. Gotta make it count.
If a snowflake ice sculpture is involved, we can always imagine what sort of luxury treats were in the goodie bags. Did the kiddos play Pin the $100 Bill on the Donkey before heading home with mini fur coats tucked under their little arms? Did new pal Taylor Swift personally host the game of musical chairs? Are caviar cake pops a thing?
One thing's for certain: It's good to be Blue.
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