Matt Damon Confirms Ben Affleck Has A Penis — & That He's Seen It

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I've been waiting my whole life for this moment. I didn't realize it would be this important to me. But, here we are.
Ben Affleck, unofficial president of Red Sox Nation, warned viewers that his penis' appearance in Gone Girl was nothing to get excited about. "You should know it was very cold," he told ABC News.
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But, Matt Damon, like any good best friend and hype man, wasn't going to let us all go around thinking Ben's not packing. Not his BFF! When a TMZ reporter asked him if he'd seen his buddy's package in the David Fincher film, Damon got all coy and nonchalant about it: "Oh, I've seen it many times before that." Oh, have you, now?
Is he telling the truth? Probably. But, it doesn't matter. I feel like a proud mother, even though I'm a solid 10 years younger than these guys. This solidifies Damon and Affleck as the greatest Hollywood bromance that ever existed. It's guy love. Love between two guys.
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