Did you sense a cosmic disturbance in the air when you woke up this morning? That was the force of Kim Kardashian West's ridiculously massive fan base, rushing to herald their Kween with birthday wishes. For you see, today marks the anniversary of the birth of one-half of the #WorldsMostTalkedAboutCouple.
Say what you want about Kim, but she and the rest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan are here to stay. Even if you’re not a fan, you can view them as a case study of what it means to be “famous” in the 21st century (and weep accordingly). My octogenarian great-aunt from Poland knows about Kim Kardashian. We all know a ridiculous amount about Kim Kardashian.
In honor of Kim’s 34 trips around the sun on this, our humble earthen platform for her stiletto heels, we’ve prepared a fun little activity for you. It’s hard to go a single day without hearing about Kim Kardashian in some shape or form, so let’s see how much of that information has seeped into your brain.
Click through the Kim Kardashian Birthday Kwiz (trademark pending) to see how much of a K.K. konnoisseur you are. Remember: There are no real winners in this game (besides Kim Kardashian_ — although your score does qualify you for some bragging rights to your assistant in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. Has he even bothered to compliment your new highlights?