First there was Laura Prepon and Tom Cruise. Then there was Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom. And, just when you thought a weirder match couldn't possibly be made, this came along.
Thinking about two seemingly unrelated celebrities interacting with each other is kind of like finding out that zonkeys exist. It is joyous, it is fluffy, and it blows your mind just a little bit. But, the thought of Miley Cyrus telling Jennifer Lawrence to "get it together" as she pukes her way through Madonna's Oscar after-party? This merits a presidential bangs level of freak-out.
Evidently, though, it happened — and ol' Katniss is telling all on an upcoming episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers (incidentally, this is all the proof you need that his show will be a success). A fan who was present in the audience during the live taping of the episode told Us Weekly that Lawrence said she "was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna's after-party, and Miley walked by and said something like, 'Get it together, girl!'" How do you respond to that? Thanks? Burn? Can I borrow your giant teddy bear to help me get through this?
You might as well cancel all your plans for the next six months in anticipation of this Late Night episode, because it's gonna be a big one. Whether you're on Lawrence's team or one of the folks who enjoys vehemently expressing your against-the-grain hatred of her antics, there's something for everyone in that quote! If this leak was orchestrated by a PR person, they deserve approximately one million promotions.