Do A Reddit AMA
While Lohan’s recent streak of TMI has left little to the public’s imagination, Redditors have shown a knack for getting to know celebrities in a far-less-seedy way than your typical tabloid exploits. The now-ubiquitous public Q&As would be a good way to hear Lindsay talk about something other than alcoholism, sex lists, and Oprah. Does she prefer Tina or Amy? That’s the real question.
More Mean Girls Nostalgia, Please
Our obsession with Mean Girls is stronger than ever, as proven by the near-meltdown that occurred when Lindsay Instagrammed this photo with fellow North Shore High School alum Daniel Franzese. Just imagine what would happen if she and Rachel McAdams got together for a Cady/Regina selfie? Bye-bye, Internet.
Disappear (For A While)
It’s becoming harder and harder to remember that brief moment in time when Lindsay Lohan was a movie star, but somehow she’s managed to remain in the public eye as everything but. If Lohan truly wants to remind everyone that she can act, maybe she needs to make us forget her first. We hear New Zealand is gorgeous this time of year.
Have A Game Of Thrones Geek-Out
Whether she starts palling around with Maisie Williams or makes some acrylic Tyrion Lannister fan art, showing us that she's just as obsessed with Game of Thrones as we are will make Lindsay just the coolest ever.
Write A Fashion Column
While getting Lindsay to pen an advice column for a magazine might be hovering near tricky moral territory, the noted clotheshorse would be ideal to write about fashion. Wait, are we hiring?