Our friend Shani at Keep.com sent over this link to a Versace version early today. Featuring a long, gold-tone bike chain and two lobster-claw clips, the contraption can be attached at one end onto your belt loops and the other onto your duct-tape-covered, Velcro wallet. The chain already boasts a Versace Medusa head and placard, but we think there's room for a Tweety Bird fob that holds the keys to your Huffy. Want one? It'll only set you back $850, which is, like, at least nine pairs of JNCOs.
Versace Swarovski Gold-Tone Belt Chain, $850, available at Net-A-Porter.