We were shocked when Shakira's son, Milan, did not emerge from the womb already twerking, jerking, and generally shaking his thing. However, it seems he's making up for the errors of his ways. Since his birth, the almost-10-month-old Milan has grown two amazingly chubby cheeks. In fact, international leaders gathered on Sunday night for an emergency meeting after Shakira Instagrammed the photo collage. According to Reuters' baby newswire, the delegates immediately formed a new Committee for the Pinching of Buccal Flesh.
A representative from the UN said that Milan would be recruited to train cheek-pinchers immediately. According to sources, the infant will be paid a "more than reasonable fee reflective of his unique abilities." Also, we made that entire thing up, and the point is just that Shakira has a really adorable child. Will you just look at him and enjoy it, please?