This Miley Cyrus Halloween Costume Has Us Dreading October

embedPhoto: Couretsy of Gothamist.
Say what you will about Miley Cyrus. She knows how to draw the eye. We've seen enough subtly sexual couples costumes to last us a lifetime. Naughty nurse and a patient? Understood. Plug and a socket? We see what you did there. But this year, we say to hell with the suggestive outfits and go straight for the gold. In this no-nonsense Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus combo, no one will have any trouble figuring out your look. With this dreamboat of a package deal, you can relive the greatest (read: most infamous) night in VMA history, unflattering pigtail buns and all. Find a male friend who's borderline creepy and get to werk.
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We'd like to reiterate that this is not a Jimmy Kimmel spoof or a photoshop joke. This costume is very real, and someone is going to wear it. That's just the world we live in. We know you probably won't even think about going costume shopping until Breaking Bad is done, but when you do head out there, keep your eye on the prize. No word on whether it includes a foam finger. (Gothamist)
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