At this point, we know what to expect from a GOOP collab
: sweaters that cost more than college, bath towels we need to insure, and other things you'd only find in Gwyneth Paltrow's weekend chalet. The latest collection of barware
, done in conjunction with Foundwell, is absolutely no exception. Should you dare to click this slideshow, you will find a teeny tiny watering can, an art-deco liquor decanter, and a pair of "Danish golf club stirrers" — which collectively cost more than a haute-couture wedding dress
Yes, they're beautiful (they are always
beautiful), but we cannot imagine keeping any of these items in our apartment without a round-the-clock armed guard stationed in the kitchen. Click through and behold the bar you will never, ever have.
Photos: via goop.com