Apparently, this has been going on for a week or so, and no one has told us (thanks, Internet, for letting us down...), but Conan O'Brien has his hands on some comedic gold. The celebrator of all things ginger and geeky has assembled a couple of incredibly famous directors' takes on the new Star Wars franchise, which is set to be launched by Disney. Seeing as such a high-profile (and beloved...by this writer, at least) series is getting a new master, O'Brien decided to share the clips of the "directors" who are "trying out" to helm the franchise. Kind of.
Check out the takes from iconic auteurs like Woody Allen, Wes Anderson, Kevin Smith, and many others. The late-night-show host keeps releasing the tapes, and they seem to just get better and better — with today's (Anderson) probably being the best. See for yourself...
Chris Pratt surprised kids at a Guardians of the Galaxy screening, because he is a dreamboat. (The Mary Sue)
Y'all gonna make DMX lose his mind up in here — here being Six Flags. (TMZ)
Stephen Colbert wants some of that sweet, sweet Kim Kardashian: Hollywood money. (Splitsider)
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Remember when you found out that Santa Claus doesn't exist? Or that Finkle was actually Einhorn? Or that Milli Vanilli wasn't actually singing? Yeah, well, you've got nothing on Sadie.
Judging by the video below, it looks like someone decided to inform the poor little girl about the terrifying concept of aging. And, it read